.........OR IS IT?
CAMP DAVID, MD - Doctors on Saturday removed what they thought was small polyp during a routine colonoscopy, but to their surprise the "polyp" really turned out to be the frontal lobe of Bush's brain.
"It's hard to tell which end of the president is up," said Mr. Bush's personal physician. Bush seemed unconcerned that part of his brain was removed "I never think that much about anything anyway."
Professor Ernest Bilko and his research team at Cornell analyzed samples of DNA taken from a colonic polyp from President Bush and a pilonidal cyst from Rush Limbaugh both of which were removed during previous surgeries.
The researchers then compared these DNA sequences with those from a common domestic turkey, and were shocked to find that these two species shared 85% of their DNA.
The team concluded that the human subspecies, Homo Sapiens Republicanus, have evolved in part from humans breeding with turkeys.
- Internet Weekly Report
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